What PMS? You Son of a Bitch, pass me the kleenex!

So I want to kill people this week. So I cry at everything and have added 5 pounds of chocolate to my ass. So what! I have the right to be pissed! I feel like I just get done feeling like a total out of control Bitch and then boom here it is again!  I don’t feel to bad because the othe divas in my world act just the same way. Bitches! Thank God I found the e-card, The 5 Days of PMS to explain to my man what I am feeling, and then I can send, Sorry I was a Bitch, card next week to all my friends I have pissed off.  Thank God, www.VivaVogue.com, has the ecards I need to send out!  I just don’t find Sorry I was a Bitch cards at the local card shop.  Lord knows I will be using that one more than just once a month.  Oh Shut Up, Bitches!!

Cranky Lola

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