So I’m walking down the frozen food aisle today at the grocery store…looking for something to eat that didn’t taste like cardboard and I accidently rammed the lady in front of me with my cart.  She did one of those quick “shit I just passed the organic peas” stops and I had no time to react or swerve.  Well you would have thought I’d stuck a firecracker up her ass the way she jumped.  I mean…please!  It was a little tap - not enough to even break the skin.  And it was an accident.  Honestly it was…although I do admit that I did once do it to someone on purpose.  Don’t judge - I had my reasons.

Sure I may have been following to close but I certainly wasn’t going high speed and she was the one that didn’t signal before stopping.  I did feel bad until she turned around and started yelling and cursing at me at the top of her lungs.  Everybody was staring…at her and starting to laugh.  Once she realized she was making a scene, she flicked her hair back and stormed off down the aisle in a big huff.  What did she want from me?  Apparently my apology wasn’t good enough for her.  Maybe she thought I purposely “took her out” so I had first dibs on the 2 for 1 Pizza Pops…

Whatever…sometimes people drive me crazy.

Gabby out -