You’re the model employee.  You always get to work on time and stay late (except of course when you have something better to do which is usually every night…but who’s counting).  You work hard but for some reason you just can’t seem to rise that corporate ladder.  You shower everyday so it can’t be because you smell, although you do have an affinity for fresh garlic bread for lunch…  You do everything you can but even then it’s not enough.  Sometimes the only way to get ahead is to take matters into your own hands…