Jun 18, 2008 @ 12:19pm
This guy I have been “stalking” at work for awhile now finally ask me out. We went out over the weekend and had a just okay time. Not as good as I imagined it would be. First of all he called me to come down when he arrived rather than coming up to my door. We went for dinner and I am not a “I’ll just have a salad” girl, so I ordered the most amazing dish that included steak and lobster. I think he was surprised. Not sure by the fact I didn’t just starve myself with a dinner salad or that I ordered the $70 meal. I am fit and fabulous, If I want a steak I can handle it. Then we went out for drinks afterwards. He got a “foo-foo” drink. This concerns me. I am putting the pieces together and wondering if secretly he is the “I’ll just have a salad” guy. He kissed me on the cheek in the car and I got out and went up to my place. Between the reaction at dinner, the foo-foo drink and peck on the cheek- I am thinking either it wasn’t vibing for him either or he realized he would rather be out with a Larry than a Lola. Thoughts? Do you think the Steak instead of a salad did it? Oh well, when I am hungry I will eat- a real man will be able to handle that!
Adios-
Lola
Jun 16, 2008 @ 2:48pm
So I want to kill people this week. So I cry at everything and have added 5 pounds of chocolate to my ass. So what! I have the right to be pissed! I feel like I just get done feeling like a total out of control Bitch and then boom here it is again! I don’t feel to bad because the othe divas in my world act just the same way. Bitches! Thank God I found the e-card, The 5 Days of PMS to explain to my man what I am feeling, and then I can send, Sorry I was a Bitch, card next week to all my friends I have pissed off. Thank God, www.VivaVogue.com, has the ecards I need to send out! I just don’t find Sorry I was a Bitch cards at the local card shop. Lord knows I will be using that one more than just once a month. Oh Shut Up, Bitches!!
Cranky Lola
Jun 14, 2008 @ 7:52pm
Note to Amy Winehouse - you are a seriously talented young woman and I love your music. Get your shit together before you end up dead in some back alley! ‘Cause that would not be cool! A good start would be to stop hanging around Pete Daugherty…the guy is a stoned hoe bag who is clearly in need of a shower and some exfoliation on his face…
That’s all I’m saying…
Gabby out
Jun 08, 2008 @ 11:23am
It’s the philosophical question…what would you do if you didn’t have to concern yourself with consequences? Would you eat the entire bag of chips? (In one sitting). Would you swallow the worm in the bottle of tequila? Would you bitch out that person you’ve always wanted to bitch out just because you could? Would you buy that over the top diamond tiara just to release your inner Cinderella even though you can’t afford it and it gives you chronic neck pain? What would you do?
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Jun 08, 2008 @ 11:20am
Your boyfriend is an asshole…Your friends know it, your neighbors know it, the mailman knows it…hell even your boyfriend knows it. Deep, deep down inside you know it too but don’t want to admit it. But then again isn’t that what a good friend is for?
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Jun 08, 2008 @ 11:20am
Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock…buzzzzzz. All you want is five more minutes of sleep before you have to get up and get ready for work. That’s all you ask. So you slam the alarm off, snuggle under the covers and go back to dreaming that yes, you are the woman who hands Brad Pitt his towel when he gets out of the shower…all wet and dripping…with the steam emanating from his pours. You purposely drop the towel and he looks at you and smiles…he takes a step and reaches for your…Buzzzzzz. SMACK! Freakin’ alarm…
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Jun 08, 2008 @ 11:18am
There’s always that one friend in the group who seems to get into the most precarious situations…if you’re not driving her home because she’s locked her keys in the car AGAIN, then you’re buying her drinks because she accidentally flushed her wallet down the toilet. Then there was the time she called you from some hicktown gas station payphone in the middle of the night asking if you could come and pick her up. You didn’t even want to ask how she got there or why her hair smelt like cow shit…and what was up with the red rubber boots?
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Jun 08, 2008 @ 11:17am
You fucked up – ya you did…just admit it…and you need to apologize in a big hurry before she really flips her lid. But apologizing isn’t always the easiest thing to do face to face, especially if you have a propensity for watering eyes. It gets complicated and a runny, snotty nose isn’t always the most attractive quality. So what you need to do is break the ice with this sweet eCard…you know warm her up and let her know how sorry you really are. You know she can’t stay angry with you forever…
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Jun 08, 2008 @ 11:17am
Some of us just have hard luck when it comes to the love department. We do what we can…act all sexy and cute…but we just have trouble reeling in that big fish. And not that there’s anything wrong with being single but sometimes you just want to be part of the “in” crowd. So what’s the easiest solution? Lie…ya it’s wrong but it sure beats saying you spent another Saturday night at home watching re-runs of I Love Lucy and eating burnt popcorn.
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Jun 08, 2008 @ 11:16am
Somewhere between the bottle of wine and the 5th shot of tequila, you finally admit that yup…you’re stone cold drunk. And when you’re drunk and in a daze, everything in life becomes so crystal clear. You “see the light” and you’re not afraid to tell someone how you really feel…your emotions are raw and naked…and sometimes so is your body but that’s another card…
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02, 2008 @ 14:33:15
Agreed-DollyMix needs to come up with a better way of spending there time then bashing on some amazi...
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