I am so tired of seeing these waif skinny women in bikinis walking around my club pool. I spent a lot of time finding the perfect suit to show off my “Ass”ets and now I have to contend with them!! I just wish some fat bitches would show up in a thong and make me look like the only piece of meat on a veggie buffet.
Adios-
Lola
We all have choices to make in life. Do we use real sugar or sweetener? Do we wear the pants that make our ass look hot, even though they chaff? Should we put that $200 in the bank or blow it on a facial and a much needed eyebrow wax? (Don’t you just hate it when they get out of control – hello weed wacker!) But when faced with the biggest choice of all – men or shoes? – Just where do the loyalties lie?
It’s the philosophical question…what would you do if you didn’t have to concern yourself with consequences? Would you eat the entire bag of chips? (In one sitting). Would you swallow the worm in the bottle of tequila? Would you bitch out that person you’ve always wanted to bitch out just because you could? Would you buy that over the top diamond tiara just to release your inner Cinderella even though you can’t afford it and it gives you chronic neck pain? What would you do?
Your boyfriend is an asshole…Your friends know it, your neighbors know it, the mailman knows it…hell even your boyfriend knows it. Deep, deep down inside you know it too but don’t want to admit it. But then again isn’t that what a good friend is for?
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02, 2008 @ 14:33:15
Agreed-DollyMix needs to come up with a better way of spending there time then bashing on some amazi...
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