It’s your birthday and you’re having a party. Who to invite? Let’s see…you want to invite the people you think are going to give you the best presents or help you have the best time (i.e. – they bring their own booze)– and I guess you’ll have to invite your friends too. Is it just going to be the girls? Or should you throw some 2-legged meat in there as well for entertainment? You know keep the party hopping (or bumping and grinding depending on how much booze they brought). It’s your party so you can do whatever you like. Invite whoever you choose and kick-out any bitch who shows up with a gift-wrapped box of macaroni and cheese. In this case, it’s not the thought that counts…

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So it’s her birthday and you’re so excited you want to shout it from the highest building…too bad you’re afraid of heights. You need a new plan. Hmm…thinking… Why don’t you put on that old cheerleading outfit you wore in high school (providing you can still fit into it – damn those chocolate covered cookies), grab your pom poms and dust off that old routine. Or you could always just send her this E-Card and tell her you really wanted to do it yourself but you’re PMSing and your boobs are so heavy you’re afraid they might knock her unconscious if she got to close while you were jumping up and down…

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