Last night I was out being my naughty little self, when I spot the hottest man I have seen in a long time.  I did the across the room looks, the laugh and hair flip, and even had the waitress deliver a drink to him.  I was pulling out all the stops because I knew tonight he would be mine! After he received the drink he came over to me, my heart was pounding and I know I was smiling ear to ear.  He was 6 foot 2, black hair, olive skin, green eyes and a smile that killed.  He came right up to me and said “Girl that was so sweet of you, by the way I can’t believe you got the new prada bag” OMG I could have died.  Wow my radar was off.  So the man I thought would be my new latin lover became my new best drinking friend and we spent the rest of the night hitting on the gays. 

Adios-

Lola

The fourth of July is always a great holiday in the US.  Parties, sun and fun, fireworks.  I was for sure there would be fireworks in my bed that night but instead me and Mr. Grumpy got in a big damn fight and my entire night was ruined.  How was I to know that a thong bikini wasn’t appropriate at his parents BBQ and that his grandma didn’t know how to do tequila shots?  He so overreacted, that Bastard!! I still had a great night, don’t remember the last part of it, but granny and I finished a fifth on our own. 

Adios-

Lola

There’s a hot new club opening up and you and the girls have made plans to christen it with your stunning presence.  You spend forever getting ready, picking out the right outfit and making sure your hair is perfect because you never know just who might be taking you home at the end of the night.  You all meet for a few pre-club cocktails and before you know it there’s a house party happening.

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The drinks were flowing, the music was pulsing, and you and the girls were rocking the night away. It was one of those nights you never wanted to end…and then unfortunately…it was the morning. You know…when you wake up still a little drunk with a bucket propped beside your pillow and you’re wearing someone else’s shoes. Some foreign object is stuck in your hair and your breath – well let’s just say you could stand to pop a few Tic Tac’s. And all the aspirin and coffee in the world can’t stop the jackhammer that’s pounding against the side of your head. BAM! BAM! BAM! You want to laugh but you can only cry because you’re quite positive that any minute you will surely die… But damn…it was worth it! What a night!

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You used to love that snuggly teddy bear he gave you on your 3-month Anniversary. And his old sweat shirt – the one with the ripped cuff and the grass-stained shoulder – you practically lived in that…the lingering scent of his aftershave made you all warm and fuzzy inside. But that was then and this is now. Then he was your boyfriend – now he’s a cheating schmuck…and honestly the smell really just makes you want to puke. And that teddy bear? Well he was cute before you ripped out his eyes with your teeth… It’s all got to go. Every last letter, card, piece of clothing…all of it. Light it up and let it burn – in true Diva style!

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