I am so tired of seeing these waif skinny women in bikinis walking around my club pool. I spent a lot of time finding the perfect suit to show off my “Ass”ets and now I have to contend with them!! I just wish some fat bitches would show up in a thong and make me look like the only piece of meat on a veggie buffet.
Adios-
Lola
So I want to kill people this week. So I cry at everything and have added 5 pounds of chocolate to my ass. So what! I have the right to be pissed! I feel like I just get done feeling like a total out of control Bitch and then boom here it is again! I don’t feel to bad because the othe divas in my world act just the same way. Bitches! Thank God I found the e-card, The 5 Days of PMS to explain to my man what I am feeling, and then I can send, Sorry I was a Bitch, card next week to all my friends I have pissed off. Thank God, www.VivaVogue.com, has the ecards I need to send out! I just don’t find Sorry I was a Bitch cards at the local card shop. Lord knows I will be using that one more than just once a month. Oh Shut Up, Bitches!!
Cranky Lola
Somewhere between the bottle of wine and the 5th shot of tequila, you finally admit that yup…you’re stone cold drunk. And when you’re drunk and in a daze, everything in life becomes so crystal clear. You “see the light” and you’re not afraid to tell someone how you really feel…your emotions are raw and naked…and sometimes so is your body but that’s another card…
To view “I Love You Girl” and other cool Viva Vogue E-Cards like it visit www.vivavogue.com. Don’t forget to check the site weekly to see all the latest and amazing Viva Vogue E-Cards available. Send them to your sisters; send them to your friends. Join the worldwide revolution!
We all doubt ourselves at one time or another. Maybe we don’t think we’re good enough or successful enough at our jobs. Or maybe a relationship has soured and we blame ourselves for the downfall. We stop seeing the positive, lose faith and instead concentrate on the negative. And even though we may not believe in ourselves, it’s nice to know that someone still believes in us.
To view “I Believe In You” and other cool Viva Vogue E-Cards like it visit www.vivavogue.com. Don’t forget to check the site weekly to see all the latest and amazing Viva Vogue E-Cards available. Send them to your sisters; send them to your friends. Join the worldwide revolution!
Have a friend that’s having a shitty day and needs a little pick-me-up? Do you send her flowers? No…they just end up wilting. Do you send her chocolates? No…then she’ll just blame you when she eats the entire box and gains a pound. Trust me, you don’t want that. So take the safe route and send her something that’s going to make her smile. Sometimes that’s all it takes to brighten her day.
Every woman secretly longs to be swept off her feet by her knight in shining armor. Someone who knows just what she wants and just what she needs. A man who oozes sensitivity, sensuality and romance. A nice walk on beach at sunset, a champagne picnic by a roaring fire, a love poem handwritten on a piece of aged parchment paper. Too bad his idea of romance isn’t quite the same as ours…
To view “Different Meanings of Romance” and other cool Viva Vogue E-Cards like it visit www.vivavogue.com. Don’t forget to check the site weekly to see all the latest and amazing Viva Vogue E-Cards available. Send them to your sisters; send them to your friends. Join the worldwide revolution!
So it’s her birthday again and you just don’t know what to get her. She already has every sort of material thing she could ever want or need. I mean do you really want to be known as the “predicable friend” with the “predicable gift”? Hell no! You want to give her a gift you know she’s going to appreciate…even if you are on a tight budget.
To view “Happy Birthday Stripper” and other cool Viva Vogue E-Cards like it visit www.vivavogue.com. Don’t forget to check the site weekly to see all the latest and amazing Viva Vogue E-Cards available. Send them to your sisters; send them to your friends. Join the worldwide revolution!
You’re the model employee. You always get to work on time and stay late (except of course when you have something better to do which is usually every night…but who’s counting). You work hard but for some reason you just can’t seem to rise that corporate ladder. You shower everyday so it can’t be because you smell, although you do have an affinity for fresh garlic bread for lunch… You do everything you can but even then it’s not enough. Sometimes the only way to get ahead is to take matters into your own hands…
To view “Dolce’s Promotion” and other cool Viva Vogue E-Cards like it visit www.vivavogue.com. Don’t forget to check the site weekly to see all the latest and amazing Viva Vogue E-Cards available. Send them to your sisters; send them to your friends. Join the worldwide revolution!
We all have choices to make in life. Do we use real sugar or sweetener? Do we wear the pants that make our ass look hot, even though they chaff? Should we put that $200 in the bank or blow it on a facial and a much needed eyebrow wax? (Don’t you just hate it when they get out of control – hello weed wacker!) But when faced with the biggest choice of all – men or shoes? – Just where do the loyalties lie?
The feeling is indescribable. When it slips in so easy and fits like a glove…well it’s almost orgasmic. Like it was meant to be…and at that moment…everything is right with the world.
It’s the philosophical question…what would you do if you didn’t have to concern yourself with consequences? Would you eat the entire bag of chips? (In one sitting). Would you swallow the worm in the bottle of tequila? Would you bitch out that person you’ve always wanted to bitch out just because you could? Would you buy that over the top diamond tiara just to release your inner Cinderella even though you can’t afford it and it gives you chronic neck pain? What would you do?
Your boyfriend is an asshole…Your friends know it, your neighbors know it, the mailman knows it…hell even your boyfriend knows it. Deep, deep down inside you know it too but don’t want to admit it. But then again isn’t that what a good friend is for?
I miss the days of frivilous sex...
Had someone do that do me once but she rammed me so hard it broke the skin...hurt like a bitch and t...
Why the whole elaborate plan Gabby? If you wanted to have sex with him...have sex with him. Works ...
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02, 2008 @ 14:33:15
Agreed-DollyMix needs to come up with a better way of spending there time then bashing on some amazi...
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