It’s your birthday and you’re having a party. Who to invite? Let’s see…you want to invite the people you think are going to give you the best presents or help you have the best time (i.e. – they bring their own booze)– and I guess you’ll have to invite your friends too. Is it just going to be the girls? Or should you throw some 2-legged meat in there as well for entertainment? You know keep the party hopping (or bumping and grinding depending on how much booze they brought). It’s your party so you can do whatever you like. Invite whoever you choose and kick-out any bitch who shows up with a gift-wrapped box of macaroni and cheese. In this case, it’s not the thought that counts…

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It’s been a long day at work, the phone’s been ringing off the hook and you’re stressed and you’re tired. The last thing you feel like doing is getting all dressed for a night on the town to go man hunting. You’d rather light a few candles and sip on a glass of wine while you soak in a steaming oatmeal and lavender bubble bath. The ambiance is perfect – romantic and sensual – and suddenly you’re feeling a bit horny. Just for a second you wish you’d given that cute man in the elevator your phone number…but then you remember the beauty of electronics…they don’t talk back and you don’t need to lie when you say “Oh my God baby, that was incredible!” Some times when you absolutely need a sure thing after a long hard day, it’s just better to take matters into your own hands…

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Let’s face it – the majority of the time dating flat out sucks! You spend hours getting ready, primping and priming in front of the mirror. Changing outfits, changing shoes then changing purses…then changing them all back again because you suddenly realize the shirt you want to wear has a spaghetti sauce stain on the sleeve courtesy of the last moron you dated and his inability to twirl the pasta on his fork without twirling all the sauce half way across the restaurant. Then you go on the date and realize he’s a complete and total jackass! Ladies…we’ve all been there and done that. Finding the perfect date needs to be simplified somehow…no idle chit chat, no stories about how his baby toe curls the wrong way…just the cold, hard facts. Yes or no? Does he make the cut?

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Take one part glamorous, musical diva, one part silky black piano and five parts of pure male sex appeal. Add all the parts together, stir in a few cigar ashes and you get a smoking hot Birthday greeting that’ll knock you off your feet. A song written just for you because quite frankly…you are that special! So get off your chair and be prepared to shake what your mama gave you…

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There are many different ways to track our path through life. We have old scrapbooks full of cute and bouncy baby pictures. Glamorous shots of us during our “big hair” years and during the “yes leg warmers were cool” stage. (It really did exist – you just don’t want to admit it out loud). We’ve grown – both up and out – and that sometimes isn’t such a good thing. Why can’t we be more like trees and just grow a few internal rings to mark our age? It would make life so much better. No one would have a clue how old we were unless they sliced us in half. It would be ideal! But nooooo! We have to leave hard evidence lying about for everyone to see. Bottles of hair dye, a tube of wrinkle resistant cream and of course our underwear…God help us all!

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It really isn’t New Year’s until you make a resolution or two. You know those special promises you make to yourself that you swear you’re going to keep this year. Lose your fat ass, stop smoking the cigarettes and generally be nicer to people. And you’ll get right on those resolutions as soon as the bitch behind the counter gives you your double chocolate donut and you get a serious hit of nicotine…Then you can think about it.

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Whether it’s between you and your family, you and your friend, you and your children or you and your pet. We all long for it. We all strive for it. And when you find it, you know there’s no better feeling in the world. It becomes a part of your inner being. It doesn’t ask questions and it doesn’t make judgments. It’s there for you when you need it most. It’s flexible and it’s understanding. It’s compassionate and it’s forgiving. It’s a warm hug on a cold winter’s day and a cool breeze on a hot summer’s night. It’s everything you need it to be and everything you ever wanted. It is unconditional love.

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It started out as a day filled with good intentions. You’ve invited your friends over and now you’re attempting to rustle up a great home-cooked meal to celebrate the holiday season. You’ve scoured all the latest cookbooks to find the perfect recipes and bought all the best ingredients. You’ve spared no expense for the wine, the centerpiece, and the decorations. You just want the day to be perfect and your friends to be proud of you! The turkey’s stuffed, the cranberry sauce is chilled and the potatoes are ready to boil. Everything is set to go. Now if only you’d spent some time learning how to use your oven…I guess it’s the effort that counts right?

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You really, really, really, really want that new purse! Life as you know it will be over if you don’t get it. Problem is – you don’t want to buy it for yourself, you want someone to buy it for you! I mean let’s be serious, you deserve that purse! You know it, he knows it, everybody knows it! He says he’ll buy you the purse but the price tag is more than just dollars and cents. It’s going to cost you some serious love dollars. So the big question is just how far will you go to get what you want… And is the prize worth the putting out?

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They say a cat has nine lives. Lucky for them – they can afford to squander one or two. We can’t. Although there was that time you crashed the car into the mailbox because you were re-applying your lipstick and couldn’t quite turn the steering wheel with your thigh. Or the time you almost got hit by the bus when your stiletto heel got jammed in the sewer grate. Of course who can forget the time you tried to impress your date by attempting to catch a foul ball at the baseball game and got hit smack dab in the head. You thought for sure you were a goner - instead you just ended up with that annoying twitch every time you tilt your head to the side…The world is a dangerous place and it’s your job to navigate as best as possible. And when something does happen – you need to get well soon…

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