It’s your birthday and you’re having a party. Who to invite? Let’s see…you want to invite the people you think are going to give you the best presents or help you have the best time (i.e. – they bring their own booze)– and I guess you’ll have to invite your friends too. Is it just going to be the girls? Or should you throw some 2-legged meat in there as well for entertainment? You know keep the party hopping (or bumping and grinding depending on how much booze they brought). It’s your party so you can do whatever you like. Invite whoever you choose and kick-out any bitch who shows up with a gift-wrapped box of macaroni and cheese. In this case, it’s not the thought that counts…

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It’s been a long day at work, the phone’s been ringing off the hook and you’re stressed and you’re tired. The last thing you feel like doing is getting all dressed for a night on the town to go man hunting. You’d rather light a few candles and sip on a glass of wine while you soak in a steaming oatmeal and lavender bubble bath. The ambiance is perfect – romantic and sensual – and suddenly you’re feeling a bit horny. Just for a second you wish you’d given that cute man in the elevator your phone number…but then you remember the beauty of electronics…they don’t talk back and you don’t need to lie when you say “Oh my God baby, that was incredible!” Some times when you absolutely need a sure thing after a long hard day, it’s just better to take matters into your own hands…

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Let’s face it – the majority of the time dating flat out sucks! You spend hours getting ready, primping and priming in front of the mirror. Changing outfits, changing shoes then changing purses…then changing them all back again because you suddenly realize the shirt you want to wear has a spaghetti sauce stain on the sleeve courtesy of the last moron you dated and his inability to twirl the pasta on his fork without twirling all the sauce half way across the restaurant. Then you go on the date and realize he’s a complete and total jackass! Ladies…we’ve all been there and done that. Finding the perfect date needs to be simplified somehow…no idle chit chat, no stories about how his baby toe curls the wrong way…just the cold, hard facts. Yes or no? Does he make the cut?

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Take one part glamorous, musical diva, one part silky black piano and five parts of pure male sex appeal. Add all the parts together, stir in a few cigar ashes and you get a smoking hot Birthday greeting that’ll knock you off your feet. A song written just for you because quite frankly…you are that special! So get off your chair and be prepared to shake what your mama gave you…

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There are many different ways to track our path through life. We have old scrapbooks full of cute and bouncy baby pictures. Glamorous shots of us during our “big hair” years and during the “yes leg warmers were cool” stage. (It really did exist – you just don’t want to admit it out loud). We’ve grown – both up and out – and that sometimes isn’t such a good thing. Why can’t we be more like trees and just grow a few internal rings to mark our age? It would make life so much better. No one would have a clue how old we were unless they sliced us in half. It would be ideal! But nooooo! We have to leave hard evidence lying about for everyone to see. Bottles of hair dye, a tube of wrinkle resistant cream and of course our underwear…God help us all!

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Let’s face facts - it sucks to be sick. Whether you’re nursing a bad cold, a few broken bones, or something more serious, it’s always nice to know people are thinking about you and care about how you’re doing. There’s just something about receiving a great card – you know, one that puts a smile on your face and cheers you up, even if it’s just for a moment. And it feels good sending one too – like you’ve given your life the meaning it’s been missing. And when that card sings? Well seriously…does it get any better than that? They say the best cure is always laughter!

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It started out with a slight cough and a bit of congestion in your chest. You guzzled some cough medicine and attempted to go on with the day. Then your head started to hurt and you got the shakes. You try to function but it’s just no use. Your body was no longer listening to your head. Was it even still attached? You need to go home, snuggle into bed and rest. Now if only you had your own private nurse to gently dab your nose with a moisturizing tissue and spoon-feed you some chicken noodle soup…

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It really isn’t New Year’s until you make a resolution or two. You know those special promises you make to yourself that you swear you’re going to keep this year. Lose your fat ass, stop smoking the cigarettes and generally be nicer to people. And you’ll get right on those resolutions as soon as the bitch behind the counter gives you your double chocolate donut and you get a serious hit of nicotine…Then you can think about it.

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Ah New Year’s Eve…the night you never want to end…the lingering effects you feel until spring. Bruises on your shins you just can’t explain and then there’s always the inexplicable missing shoe. Too much booze, too much dancing, too much fun. Is it even possible to have too much fun? Not on New Year’s Eve it isn’t! You know it’s been a good night when you’re not sure whether or not the clock’s struck midnight yet and you’re best friend is draped over your shoulder because she lost all feeling in her legs hours ago and can’t stand up on her own. Yes New Year’s Eve…definitely a night to remember…if you can…

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Whether it’s between you and your family, you and your friend, you and your children or you and your pet. We all long for it. We all strive for it. And when you find it, you know there’s no better feeling in the world. It becomes a part of your inner being. It doesn’t ask questions and it doesn’t make judgments. It’s there for you when you need it most. It’s flexible and it’s understanding. It’s compassionate and it’s forgiving. It’s a warm hug on a cold winter’s day and a cool breeze on a hot summer’s night. It’s everything you need it to be and everything you ever wanted. It is unconditional love.

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