Hitting on the gays- OOPS!

Last night I was out being my naughty little self, when I spot the hottest man I have seen in a long time.  I did the across the room looks, the laugh and hair flip, and even had the waitress deliver a drink to him.  I was pulling out all the stops because I knew tonight he would be mine! After he received the drink he came over to me, my heart was pounding and I know I was smiling ear to ear.  He was 6 foot 2, black hair, olive skin, green eyes and a smile that killed.  He came right up to me and said “Girl that was so sweet of you, by the way I can’t believe you got the new prada bag” OMG I could have died.  Wow my radar was off.  So the man I thought would be my new latin lover became my new best drinking friend and we spent the rest of the night hitting on the gays. 

Adios-

Lola