Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock…buzzzzzz.  All you want is five more minutes of sleep before you have to get up and get ready for work. That’s all you ask.  So you slam the alarm off, snuggle under the covers and go back to dreaming that yes, you are the woman who hands Brad Pitt his towel when he gets out of the shower…all wet and dripping…with the steam emanating from his pours.  You purposely drop the towel and he looks at you and smiles…he takes a step and reaches for your…Buzzzzzz.  SMACK!  Freakin’ alarm…

Every woman secretly longs to be swept off her feet by her knight in shining armor.  Someone who knows just what she wants and just what she needs.  A man who oozes sensitivity, sensuality and romance.  A nice walk on beach at sunset, a champagne picnic by a roaring fire, a love poem handwritten on a piece of aged parchment paper.  Too bad his idea of romance isn’t quite the same as ours…