Last night I was out being my naughty little self, when I spot the hottest man I have seen in a long time.  I did the across the room looks, the laugh and hair flip, and even had the waitress deliver a drink to him.  I was pulling out all the stops because I knew tonight he would be mine! After he received the drink he came over to me, my heart was pounding and I know I was smiling ear to ear.  He was 6 foot 2, black hair, olive skin, green eyes and a smile that killed.  He came right up to me and said “Girl that was so sweet of you, by the way I can’t believe you got the new prada bag” OMG I could have died.  Wow my radar was off.  So the man I thought would be my new latin lover became my new best drinking friend and we spent the rest of the night hitting on the gays. 

Adios-

Lola

The fourth of July is always a great holiday in the US.  Parties, sun and fun, fireworks.  I was for sure there would be fireworks in my bed that night but instead me and Mr. Grumpy got in a big damn fight and my entire night was ruined.  How was I to know that a thong bikini wasn’t appropriate at his parents BBQ and that his grandma didn’t know how to do tequila shots?  He so overreacted, that Bastard!! I still had a great night, don’t remember the last part of it, but granny and I finished a fifth on our own. 

Adios-

Lola

This guy I have been “stalking” at work for awhile now finally ask me out.  We went out over the weekend and had a just okay time. Not as good as I imagined it would be.  First of all he called me to come down when he arrived rather than coming up to my door.  We went for dinner and I am not a “I’ll just have a salad” girl, so I ordered the most amazing dish that included steak and lobster.  I think he was surprised.  Not sure by the fact I didn’t just starve myself with a dinner salad or that I ordered the $70 meal.  I am fit and fabulous, If I want a steak I can handle it.  Then we went out for drinks afterwards.  He got a “foo-foo” drink. This concerns me.   I am putting the pieces together and wondering if secretly he is the “I’ll just have a salad” guy.  He kissed me on the cheek in the car and I got out and went up to my place.  Between the reaction at dinner, the foo-foo drink and peck on the cheek- I am thinking either it wasn’t vibing for him either or he realized he would rather be out with a Larry than a Lola.  Thoughts? Do you think the Steak instead of a salad did it?  Oh well, when I am hungry I will eat- a real man will be able to handle that!

Adios-

Lola

So I want to kill people this week. So I cry at everything and have added 5 pounds of chocolate to my ass. So what! I have the right to be pissed! I feel like I just get done feeling like a total out of control Bitch and then boom here it is again!  I don’t feel to bad because the othe divas in my world act just the same way. Bitches! Thank God I found the e-card, The 5 Days of PMS to explain to my man what I am feeling, and then I can send, Sorry I was a Bitch, card next week to all my friends I have pissed off.  Thank God, www.VivaVogue.com, has the ecards I need to send out!  I just don’t find Sorry I was a Bitch cards at the local card shop.  Lord knows I will be using that one more than just once a month.  Oh Shut Up, Bitches!!

Cranky Lola

Men or Shoes? Which do we love more?  I guess it depends on the day, minute, moment. When I am getting lavished with jewelry and expensive goodies I love men.    When I look hot in my new Dolce dress with beautiful Jimmy Choo’s, I love shoes.  I know men love my shoes, especially in bed.  I have to say I really only wear them to bed for my satisfaction.  No matter how good or bad a lover a man is, the shoes will always turn you on.  There you have it- Shoes. The shoes win!!

Adios-

Lola

Psst- If you want to send a fabulous E-Card talking about the same thing to your chicas, go to www.VivaVogue.com and send the Card, Men or Shoes. You’ll love it!!

Question:  If you’re married is it still okay to check out that fine piece of ass walking down the street?

 Answer:  Abso - fucking - lutely!

 Gabby Out