Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock…buzzzzzz.  All you want is five more minutes of sleep before you have to get up and get ready for work. That’s all you ask.  So you slam the alarm off, snuggle under the covers and go back to dreaming that yes, you are the woman who hands Brad Pitt his towel when he gets out of the shower…all wet and dripping…with the steam emanating from his pours.  You purposely drop the towel and he looks at you and smiles…he takes a step and reaches for your…Buzzzzzz.  SMACK!  Freakin’ alarm…

You’re the model employee.  You always get to work on time and stay late (except of course when you have something better to do which is usually every night…but who’s counting).  You work hard but for some reason you just can’t seem to rise that corporate ladder.  You shower everyday so it can’t be because you smell, although you do have an affinity for fresh garlic bread for lunch…  You do everything you can but even then it’s not enough.  Sometimes the only way to get ahead is to take matters into your own hands…